Catching askance glances of myself in windows, I covertly scrutinize - seeking to validate whether my omnipresent mind-self is actually substantiated by reality.
This heightened awareness is like a sixth sense, except instead of granting me a useful ability, my only special skill is that I can visualize in sharp and vivid detail what I look like in yoga pants.
Ever-perceiving the space I occupy, I'm left with a nagging feeling of obtrusiveness. I wonder if I'm taking up too much space.
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